"We don't want any pot-smoking vaginas because that's disgusting. And I saw it once in Indonesia, and I've never been able to get it out of my head."

-- Doug Benson

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“The zionist argument to justify Israel's present occupation of Arab Palestine has no intelligent or legal basis in history.”
“Its like if you take acid, it burns out brain cells and they dont regrow. Rock is like that-it has killed beautiful people musically, physically and mentally.”
“We live in a moment that is pregnant with possibility.”
“The true Christian delights to hear something about their Master. They like those sermons best which are full of Christ.”
“Time passes too quickly when you're getting ready to do something you don't want to do.”

Source : Courtney Summers (2010). “Some Girls Are: A Novel”, p.173, St. Martin's Griffin
“Geniuses must never die, the progress of mankind depends on us”
“Just like any business is a living, breathing thing, an entrepreneur has to be able to adapt over time.”
“How can you develop a self-concept linked to your untapped potential? First, you can decide on the kind of life you would like to lead in ten or fifteen years. This will give you a standard for making decisions about current activities and will reduce the inclination to compare yourself unfavorably to others. Learn to ask, "How would I handle this situation were I the person I hope to become?" And then take action in line with your vision.”

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