"There's a fear that I don't think people are interested in my actual opinion. I just think people are interested in me being funny."

“I'm a child of the downloading age. I remember when I was 10, a friend who went to the same school as me came to our [school's] costume party with a really weird hairdo. She had all these little knots in her hair. I asked her who she was and she said she was Björk. I thought this Björk must be a really cool person, so I got on the internet when I got home and found as much as I could on Björk and I fell in love.”

Source : Source: www.interviewmagazine.com

“Since women are better at producing babies, presumably Nature has given men some talent to compensate. But for the moment I can't think of it.”

“We like t'believe that everything's got an explanation...that our years on this earth make a safe kinda sense. We build ourselves up with explantions and rationalizations t'make us nice and comfortable--an' some people manage t'get through their lives without ever having to question any of it. But I think most of us have learned that...just when we least expect it...something comes droppin' down out o' the heavens...that blows all our comfortable ideas right t'pieces.”

“There's this cornucopia of potential, and it can't be realized until someone works their ass off for it. Even on a Nickelodeon sitcom.”

Source : Source: www.avclub.com

“There is seldom a difficulty with religion where there is friendship.”

Source : Sebastian Barry (2008). “The Secret Scripture”, p.20, Faber & Faber

“A man must not stop listening any more than praying when he rises from his knees. No one questions the need of times of formal address to God, but few admit in any practical way the need of quiet waiting upon God, gazing into His face, feeling for His hand, listening for His voice.”

Source : Charles Henry Brent (1914). “With God in the World: A Series of Papers”

“I always cause those who are near to me more suffering than pleasure.”

Source : Delmore Schwartz (1985). “Letters of Delmore Schwartz”, Persea Books

“I dont have time to be depressed.”