"Everybody's angry with me because, apparently, I outed my cousin during an argument over a turkey leg. My cousin goes, 'You had the last leg.' I was like, 'You're gay."

-- Dov Davidoff

#Cousin Quotes #Gay Quotes #Turkeys Quotes

“When you refuse to teach on the radical depravity of men, it is an impossibility that you bring glory to God, His Christ, and His cross, because the cross of Jesus Christ and the glory thereof is most magnified when it's placed in front of the backdrop of our depravity!”
“I will say that the difference was that when you're an Army journalist, as opposed to a civilian correspondent covering the military, you're very often either a public relations agent or expected to perform that role. I would say that one of the most unexpected benefits of that job was being taught to never try to cover anything up, but rather to get any bad information out right away, so that there would be nothing more to come out later. This was a wonderful lesson to be taught because often the effort to cover up a story becomes a bigger story than the original one.”

Source : "Clarence Page: The 'Culture Worrier' interview". Interview with Kam Williams, baystatebanner.com. March 12, 2015.
“She understood. They were plastic flowers of wordsâ€”but they looked nice on the surface.”
“We live in an era when rapid change breeds fear, and fear too often congeals us into a rigidity which we mistake for stability.”
“My older sister Nikki went to Hampton music school in Virginia, then to another school later in New York.”
“I make too much money to play a game I love to ever feel sorry for myself.”
“If I were asked under what sky the human mind has most fully developed some of its choicest gifts, has most deeply pondered on the greatest problems of life, and has found solutions, I should point to India.”

Source : Max Muller (1999). “India: What Can it Teach Us?”, p.24, Book Tree
“My solo album is dead and buried. We had the funeral. It was sad and I cried a lot but it made such a beautiful corpse that we had an open casket.”

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