"When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life."

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Richard Lewis

#Love Quotes #Funny Quotes #Witty Quotes

“It is impossible for a man to be made happy by putting him in a happy place, unless he be first in a happy state.”
“If we can really understand the problem, the answer will come out of it, because the answer is not separate from the problem.”
“Sometimes, if you leave yourself open, an actor can bring nice nuances to a character.”
“Find a good teacher that will keep the game fun. Work hard and don't be afraid to have success or disappointment. That is what golf is all about.”
“There is a tradition of opposition between adherents of induction and of deduction. In my view it would be just as sensible for the two ends of a worm to quarrel.”
“No one ever goes into battle thinking God is on the other side.”
“I think of love as a force of nature-as strog as the sun, as necessary, as impersonal, as gigantic, as impossible, as scorching as it is warming,as drought-making as it is life-giving.”
“He can who thinks he can, and he can't who thinks he can't. This is an inexorable, indisputable law.”

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