"My girlfriend bought a cook book the other day called 'Cheap and easy vegetarian cooking'. Which is perfect for her, because not only is she vegetarian..."

-- Jimmy Carr

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“Reading is very good. And you can quote me!”
“My people are scared of the air around them, they always have an excuse not to fight for freedom,”
“I got to a point where kind of a oneness with everything and a great compassion. It teaches you compassion. It was a great, enlightening experience, a spiritual experience. Not particularly religious, but spiritual. It was great. I can still go there.”

Source : Source: www.pbs.org
“Love is a chain of love as nature is a chain of life.”
“I think it is a great error to consider a heavy tax on wines as a tax on luxury. On the contrary, it is a tax on the health of our citizens.”
“None of us and none of the Arabs trust Israel.”
“It's my job as governor to set a vision.”
“For dhrames always go by conthraries, my dear.”

Source : Samuel Lover (1858). “The Lyrics of Ireland. Edited and Annotated by S. Lover”, p.108

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