"Me and my big mouth! I'd get rid of it, only it's such a handy place to keep my teeth."

-- Jimmy Durante

#Silence Quotes #Teeth Quotes #Mouths Quotes

“We cannot continue to see the Middle East in the context of 9/11. We must see it in the context of 2011.”
“In fact, the life of all mankind is in danger because of global warming resulting to a large degree from the emissions of the factories of the major corporations; yet despite that, the representative of these corporations in the White House insists on not observing the Kyoto accord, with the knowledge that the statistics speak of the death and displacement of millions of human beings because of global warming, especially in Africa.”
“I guess I can be a little neurotic sometimes, but can't everybody?”
“Will you explain to me why people encourage delusional behaviour in children, and medicate it in adults?”
“I was into Ted Nugent, I was a Nugent guy. I was a skateboarder listening to Ted Nugent.”
“I'm not in show business; I'm in the communications business. That's what it's about for me.”
“When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.”
“I'm dead, not impotent. Nasty rumors like that must be squashed before they gain momentum. Feel free to emphasize how very functional I am.”

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