"talking to yourself again, jas? yes, it beats talking to you. oh, time machine back to first grade much? only to visit your brain."

-- Michele Jaffe

#Talking Quotes #Brain Quotes #Machines Quotes

“No matter how you feel, you've got to be able to laugh at yourself. If you can laugh at Donald Trump, then you better be able to laugh at yourself, too. For us as comedians, we have to point out what's funny.”
“I like the songwriting. I don't ever listen and then go back and change stuff. For me when I wrote the song, it's always really fun and exciting.”

Source : Source: www.interviewmagazine.com
“There are words bandied about that are being misused - words like 'socialism,' words like 'communism,' words like 'fascism.”
“Gout is not relieved by a fine shoe nor a hangnail by a costly ring nor migraine by a tiara.”
“If I can bring joy into the world, then I'll be successful.”
“I admit I do have some drawbacks and limitations as a candidate. Although I am a professional comedian, some of my critics maintain that this is not enough. I cannot deny that I stand before you untested and inexperienced - I only spent two years in television, never as a romantic lead or a song and dance man.”
“I am a world expert on how to organise tasks in a senseless order, totally unrelated to priority, and thus create a massive panic leading up to an important deadline.”
“Because it's so easy to medicate our need for self-worth by pandering to win followers, 'likes' and view counts, social media have become the metier of choice for many people who might otherwise channel that energy into books, music or art - or even into their own Web ventures.”

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