"And now, in the interest of equal time, here is a message from the National"

-- George Carlin

#Stupid Quotes #People Quotes #Messages Quotes

“The hidden hand of the market will never work without a hidden fist. McDonald's cannot flourish without McDonnell Douglas, the designer of the F-15. And the hidden fist that keeps the world safe for Silicon Valley's technologies to flourish is called the US Army, Air Force, Navy and Marine Corps.”
“Promise me one thing: don't take me home until I'm drunk - very drunk indeed.”
“I read and learned and fretted more about Canada after I left than I ever did while I was home. I absorbed anything I could on topics that ranged from Folklore to history to political mainifestos... I ranted and raved and seethed about things beyond my control. In short I acted like a Canadian.”
“I've felt afraid as a reporter many times. Sometimes it's sharp, as in a bad moment, or a bad situation; other times it's general, as in a country known for kidnapping, where you can never quite relax.”
“The idea is not to block every shot. The idea is to make your opponent believe that you might block every shot.”
“The true believer is rewarded in every thing, even in affliction.”
“I'm just a true Irish boy at heart.”
“Middle-class-led reform movements, from the Progressive Era to the War on Poverty, have been marred by an elitist distance from the would-be beneficiaries of reform.”

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