"Let's face it, the gene pool needs a little chlorine."

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Source : "QI". Comedy Panel Game, Series Four, Episode 01, September 29, 2006.

Jimmy Carr

#Needs Quotes #Littles Quotes #Faces Quotes

“The soy-bean, in particular, has proved sufficiently resistant to cold in spring and to adverse weather during summer to warrant heavy planting, especially throughout the South.”
“Until everyone in this country over 35 has passed away, the theocracy will still be alive. And I am not actually of the theocracy, and that could bother people. I think I've probably taken a bit of flak for that, as well as being an arsehole occasionally, obviously.”
“Most announcers play pattycake, pattycake with the players they're covering.”
“In Buddhism there are words you can say... as you say the words with rhythm the conscious tells the subconscious”
“The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got me back into comedy.”
“It is a great mistake to regard a certain object as pleasurable in itself and to store the idea of it in the mind in hope of fulfilling a want by its actual presence in the future. If objects were pleasurable in themselves, then the same dress or food would always please everyone, which is not the case.”
“If you ever feel comfortable in what you're producing, you've lost. You're not alive, that's it, it's stagnant water.”

Source : Source: www.clashmusic.com
“I love to work with young kids.”

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