"The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got me back into comedy."

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“Be a yardstick of quality. Some people aren't used to an environment where excellence is expected.”
“When my parents went off to Knoxville to work, I lived with my father's mother. She was strict - the kind who starched and ironed dresses. I had to sit more than I played. Oh, I was miserable. I liked being out with the animals. I'd come in the house with my hair pulled out, sash off the dress, dirty as heck. I was always getting spanked.”
“It is in these moments of tender and ridiculous nostalgia that I know something inside me is still broken.”
“It can pay off, being a hack. Given the depraved state of American culture, a slick dude can make millions being a hack. But even if you succeed, you lose, because youâ€™ve sold out your Muse, and your Muse is you, the best part of yourself, where your finest and only true work comes from.”
“When I have to go to Cannes, that is boring to me.”
“A lot of people don't know me. I was a man in a suit for many years, but it's really gonna work to my advantage and I've always known that. I'm turning 30 in a month... that's something for me to look at. Generally when people see me and greet me, they're kind of astonished at what I really am. It's all about playing character and really becoming somebody else. I've always said, "Acting is nothing more than paid schizophrenia if you're doing it right.".”

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“These tabloid magazines - I think they're hideous and the downfall of society.”
“People who run environmental groups and things like that, who have to listen to all kinds of nonsense and keep their tempers, are very diplomatic and very inclusive.”

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