"My sister wanted a cat for a pet... I wanted a dog, so they bought a cat and taught it to bark."

-- Chic Murray

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“That sense of ambition, of aspiration, of moving forward, will be very important”
“If I had been a member of the academic establishment, I could have done other experiments.”
“Knowledge has been a passion with me during my whole life, one which has not lost its charm to the present day.”
“A corrupt society is terrible for humanity and great for business.”

Source : Twitter post from Oct 19, 2012
“Drinking Garri doesnt mean you're poor, but allowing the garri to swell-up before drinking is Poverty”
“I think the best advice I got was to not worry about what other people would think while you were working on your first draft. Focus on getting it out of your head. You can always edit the manuscript later.”

Source : Source: www.shockya.com
“May my silences become more accurate.”

Source : Theodore Roethke, Carolyn Kizer (2013). “On Poetry and Craft: Selected Prose”, p.95, Copper Canyon Press
“What's interesting is a man with no facial hair is less intimidating than a man with facial hair, and a man who is bald is more intimidating than a man with hair.”

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