"Passover is my idea of a perfect holiday. Dear God, when you're handing out plagues of darkness, locusts, hail, boils, flies, lice, frogs, and cattle murrain, and turning the Nile to blood, and smiting firstborn, give me a pass, and tell me when it's over."

-- P. J. O'Rourke

#Funny Quotes #God Quotes #Humorous Quotes

“One does not fall in love; one grows into love, and love grows in him.”
“During my sabbatical, I spent two years not listening to my songs at all.”
“The Super Bowl is Americana at its most kitsch and fun.”
“So give me a turbulent world as opposed to a quiet world and I'll take the turbulent one.”
“He who takes offense when no offense is intended is a fool, and he who takes offense when offense is intended is a greater fool.”
“Man is born passionate of body, but with an innate though secret tendency to the love of Good in his main-spring of Mind. But God help us all! It is at present a sad jar of atoms.”
“I don't think that people in America are really given enough information about the Third World.”
“You're like this little blip of light that lasts for a very brief time and you can shine as brightly as you choose.”

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