"I got up this morning. I like to get up in the morning; it gives me the rest of the day to myself. I crossed the landing and went down stairs. Mind you, if there had been no stairs, I wouldn't even have attempted it."

-- Chic Murray

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“First, you hand over some basics-overwhelming joy, existential angst, a giving-in to desire, etc. And then you promise to withstand talking idly about the weather, to encourage clichÃ©, to uphold the virtues of average. You hand over the need to be understood and, in return, you get a bar of Normal soap. And you can wash in it and be daily reborn to a safe world of modest, enduring love or, at least, mild, well-mannered bonding.”
“I've been working on the margins and I was aware of this choice from the start. I buy most of what's written and produced in the Arab world and I don't much like it.”
“Editing while you're writing is like strangling the baby in the crib.”
“Visualization is daydreaming with a purpose.”
“My actions and reactions, and the way I treated certain scenarios, were way out of line, so I deserved some punishment.”
“People thought the storyline and characters for 'X-Files' made it a 'dark' show, but I never saw it that way. I always thought Mulder and Scully were the light in dark places.”
“Nothing stands for content-free corporate bullshit quite like PowerPoint. And that's just scratching the surface...”

Source : Charles Stross (2009). “The Jennifer Morgue”, p.38, Penguin
“To exist is to be betrayed, since we exist for others only by virtue of what we betray of ourselves to them.”

Source : Charles Palliser (2015). “Betrayals”, p.264, Hachette UK

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