"New York's such a wonderful city. Although I was at the library today. The guy was very rude. I said, "I'd like a card." He says, "You have to prove you're a citizen of New York." So I stabbed him."

-- Emo Philips

#New York Quotes #Cities Quotes #Rude Quotes

“Yr crown has been bought and paid for. All you have to do is put it on yr head”
“In small proportions we just beauties see; And in short measures, life may perfect be.”
“When working abroad you work pretty hard, but with time off, this is the greatest job in the world. You drive. You explore Memphis, or wherever you've landed, or go and see Dr John, or the Californian landscape. And, yes, I've had a few good meals.”

Source : "Toby Jones: ' So Robert de Niro booked us a table at El Bulli'" by Euan Ferguson, www.theguardian.com. August 18, 2012.
“We are only here for a little while, and our bodies belong to ourselves and no one else.”
“It is better to be blind than to see things from only one point of view.”

Source : Sabrina Jeffries (2006). “Only a Duke Will Do”, p.9, Simon and Schuster
“Anybody who comes to you and says he has a perfect language is either naive or a salesman.”

Source : "C++ 0x - An Overview at University of Waterloo Computer Science Club".
“My aim is to create a happy environment where the players are working hard, but enjoying themselves. You've got to enjoy yourself, and you've got to have a bit of fun as well.”

Source : Source: www.bbc.co.uk
“We will not commit suicide because of pressure from the international community. A Palestinian state is not possible at the moment. I would rather fight and try to explain the situation in the Middle East to the world than to agree to steps that harm my country to satisfy the international community.”

Source : Source: www.spiegel.de

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