"The way I see life, it's like we're all flying on the Hindenburg, why fight over the window seats?"

-- Richard Jeni

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“I think, however, that Astaire's coordination is better than Kelly's... his sense of rhythm is uncanny. Kelly, on the other hand, is the stronger of the two. When he lifts you, he lifts you!... To sum it up, I'd say they were the two greatest dancing personalities who were ever on screen. But it's like comparing apples and oranges. They're both delicious.”

Source : "The Two of Us (as Told to Dick Kleiner)". Book by Cyd Charisse, Tony Martin, and Dick Kleiner, 1976.
“There had been a head of the FDA (who later turned out to be a fraud) his name was Fishbein and he was rampantly opposed to any alternative therapy. He went after Hoxsey, the Hoxsey therapy back in the 1940's and 50's, and destroyed Hoxsey. But not before Hoxsey sued the AMA and Fishbein and [proved] that the therapy actually worked. But it didn't help him because they closed him down anyhow”
“Royal Young's writing is that rare blend of irony and beauty.”
“People in Iceland are complete chickens in the cold. You think, "Oh, you must not be cold because you're from Iceland," but we're never in the cold.”
“Without continuous personal development, you are now all that you will ever become, and hell starts when the person you are meets the person you could have been.”
“There are a lot of shots in golf I can't hit, but I try to hit them anyway. The frustration is not there, because I'm still learning. But I really know how to do this. I'm not just hoping to get it where I want it... Let the other guys do it half-assed.”
“Every heart without Christ is a mission field; Every heart with Christ is a missionary by vocation.”
“Americans have two ardent passions; the love of liberty, and love of distinction.”

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