"The English contribution to world cuisine - the chip."

-- John Cleese

#Funny Quotes #Sarcastic Quotes #World Quotes

“I don't have any illusion that The Creeper is as popular or will ever be as popular as any of the classic movie monsters, but I think in the heart of every young horror fan is his desire to create his own creature.”
“DISCRIMINATE, v.i. To note the particulars in which one person or thing is, if possible, more objectionable than another.”
“We're living in a time when pretty much anything can happen in the music world. There are a lot of musical languages in which people work. When I think of common practice I think back to the time I was studying the flute, where I learned that in the Baroque period many things were not notated, since they were understood - that was because of common practice.”

Source : Source: therumpus.net
“It's the American way: if you don't vote, you don't get to whine.”
“Seriously,â€ Shane said, â€œthis kind of is the worst situation weâ€™ve ever been in, right?â€ â€œSpeak for yourself,â€ Michael said. â€œI got myself killed last year. Twice.â€ â€œOh yeah. Youâ€™re rightâ€”last year really sucked for you.”
“I don't care," said Seth. "I would have done it. I would have sold my soul for you. You and me...I told you. Something's always going to keep us near each other...even if we aren't together.”

Source : Richelle Mead (2009). “Succubus Heat”, p.412, Random House
“Love is not a whim. Love is not a flower that fades with a few fleeting years. Love is a choice wedded to action, my husband, and I choose you, and I will choose you every day for the rest of my life.”

Source : Brent Weeks (2012). “The Blinding Knife: Book 2 of Lightbringer”, p.475, Hachette UK
“This growing poverty in the midst of growing population constitutes a permanent menace to peace. And not only to peace, but also to democratic institutions and personal liberty For overpopulation is not compatible with freedom.”

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