"I love pizza so much, I would marry pizza, but it would just be an elaborate ploy to eat her whole family at the reception."

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Source : Mike Birbiglia (2012). “Sleepwalk with Me: And Other Painfully True Stories”, p.152, Simon and Schuster

Mike Birbiglia

#Whole Family Quotes #Reception Quotes #Pizza Quotes

“You know, I'm not saying, 'Oh, because I play a good guy on TV, I need to suddenly be villainous in a movie.' I look at it more like: does this role has a kind of urgency for me in terms of, 'Can I not say no to it for whatever reason?'”
“I'm starting to believe that happily ever after includes people doing things that upset each other. We all get cranky, or impatient, or worried, or careless enough to do or say things that hurt someone else. Like it or not, that's normal. We can't blame it all on Olympia's bad energy. The important part is that we feel sorry about what we've done and make up for it. That's something Olympia never did.”

Source : Jean Ferris (2009). “Twice Upon a Marigold”, p.281, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
“Dead fish don't swim around in jealous tides.”
“A woman is closest to being naked when she is well-dressed.”
“A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.”
“Let your heart feel for the afflictions and distresses of every one, and let your hand give in proportion to your purse; remembering always the estimation of the widow's mite, but, that it is not every one who asketh that deserveth charity; all, however, are worthy of the inquiry, or the deserving may suffer.”
“Every person is the right person to act. Every moment is the right moment to begin.”
“I just think it's a blessing that I was able to have the gift of words and to be able to put them into music. I was given a great gift all the way around. I didn't ever have to really go out and look for songs, you know.”

Source : Interview with Chris Rolls, www.tv.com. June 20, 2006.

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