"A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often."

-- Oliver Herford

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“Success depends in a very large measure upon individual initiative and exertion, and cannot be achieved except by a dint of hard work.”
“I believe that the only way that the human race is gonna survive is to start colonizing space and setting up colonies on the moon, and then space stations.”
“Quit dwelling on other people's stories and make up some of your own.”

Source : Alethea Kontis (2012). “Enchanted”, p.110, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
“We no longer see the world as a single entity. We've moved to cities and we think the economy is what gives us our life, that if the economy is strong we can afford garbage collection and sewage disposal and fresh food and water and electricity. We go through life thinking that money is the key to having whatever we want, without regard to what it does to the rest of the world.”
“In order to have a winner, the team must have a feeling of unity; every player must put the team first ahead of personal glory.”
“The King saw them with no common satisfaction, expressing his desire in no particular to have yt Stellar fish engraven and printed. We wish very much, Sir, yt you could procure for us a particular description of yesd Fish, viz. whether it be common there; what is observable in it when alive; what colour it then hath; what kind of motion in the water; what use it maketh of all that curious workmanship, wch Nature hath adorn'd it with?”
“The mistakes we make when we try to imagine our personal futures are also lawful, regular, and systematic. They, too, have a pattern that tells us about the powers and limits of foresight in much the same way that optical illusions tell us about the powers and limits of eyesight.”
“I spent a lot of time on farms when I was young. My uncle and my dad owned a big farm.”

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