"I was walking down fifth avenue today and I found a wallet, and I was gonna keep it, rather than return it, but I thought: well, if I lost a hundred and fifty dollars, how would I feel? And I realized I would want to be taught a lesson."

-- Emo Philips

#Taught Quotes #Dollars Quotes #Fifth Avenue Quotes

“Things last so much longer than people.”

Source : Bess Streeter Aldrich (1939). “Song of Years”
“The first object of my endeavours was the means to become perfect and happy.”
“The greatest business people I've met are determined to get it right no matter what the cost.”

Source : Michael E. Gerber (2009). “The E-Myth Revisited: Why Most Small Businesses Don't Work and What to Do About It”, p.5, Harper Collins
“A wise man has told us that "men are once for all so made that they prefer a rational world to believe in and live in."”
“It's been my experience, Langford, that the past always has a way of returning. Those who don't learn, or can't remember it, are doomed to repeat it.”

Source : Steve Berry (2015). “The Cotton Malone Series 9-Book Bundle”, p.1245, Ballantine Books
“My brother and I used to try to derail a train over and over again. We didn't know any better.”
“Men always look smart in a well-fitted, tailored suit. Conversely, they can be incredibly handsome in jeans combined with a cashmere jumper or a beaten-up leather jacket or even just a cotton T-shirt.”
“But I don't think of any particular viewer in mind other than myself.”

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