"Don't order one for the road, because the road is already laid out."

-- Flip Wilson

#Order Quotes #Comedy Quotes

“An unsurpassed master of the art of laying bare the inmost core of spiritual truth.”
“Oh, a bookshop. Why not pop in and buy a little Kant? And perhaps just a quarter-pound of Kafka. Don't bother to wrap it, thanks. I'll eat it here.”
“God sets boundaries before He gives blessing.”
“You may have a barrelful of luck tomorrow. If so- fine. But don't expect it, and most of all, don't sit around waiting for it.”
“No excuses and no sob stories. Life is full of excuses if you're looking. I have no time to gripe over misfortune. I don't waste time looking back.”
“Learn to put your troubles in your pocket, then leave them there when you do your laundry.”
“Courage is rightly considered the foremost of the virtues, for upon it all others depend.”
“Men may die, but the fabrics of free institutions remains unshaken.”

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