"...Pets are found to suffer from all the ailments known to the human..."

-- Dick Gregory

#Dark Quotes #Suffering Quotes #Pet Quotes

“There is no nobler deed than the performance of one's duty.”
“I think my favorite place to eat dinner is the movie theater. Dirty dogs, a big thing of nachos and a Cherry Coke - and I'm good.”
“Of course, the world is full of problems. But on the other hand it's important to get the sense... are we generally moving in the right direction or the wrong direction?”
“You know, when I was 14, a kid from our community said to me: â€˜Everyoneâ€™s talking about you, Caleb. They say youâ€™re the chosen one.â€™ That quote always made me so nervous, that I seriously started to think about my future. I changed a lot during that time.”
“I definitely take a lot of bad pictures!”
“There are a lot of comics at the top end making staggering amounts of money and selling out stadiums. I think stand-up is a more intimate thing than that. Maybe because of the kind of comedy I do. It's like a discussion, but I'm the one with the microphone.”
“Don't worry about a sugar planter. Give him a horse and he'll ride to his own funeral.”

Source : "Fictional character: Mrs. Rand". "I Walked with a Zombie", www.imdb.com. 1943.
“A lot of people live much more simply than in the old days. That doesn't bother me. Keeping busy is the problem. Television guest shot fees are going down. You can do a dozen guest shots a year, but you're not making that much money.”

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com. 1976.

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