"People who go into show business are screwed up."

-- Craig Kilborn

#People Quotes #Shows Quotes #Show Business Quotes

“I'm going to write a book someday and the title will be I'm an Ass, You're an Ass. That's the most liberating, wonderful thing in the world, when you openly admit you're an ass. It's wonderful. When people tell me, You're wrong I say, What can you expect of an ass?”
“I think remixes give songs more life.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“I love all of the Earth.”
“There is no love left in your eyes, there is no love between your thighs.”

Source : Song: Rexall, Album: Trust No One, 2001
“I'm always looking, people are always presenting and I have found that every year of my life there's been great bands. All over the world, all the time. So when someone goes, "Music sucks now!" I'll go, "I don't think so. Not over at my house."”
“[When I die], I will decidedly not be regretting missed opportunities for a good time. My regrets will be more along the lines of a sad list of people hurt, people let down, assets wasted and advantages squandered.”
“The sin which makes you sad and repentant is more liked by Allah than the good deed which turns you arrogant.”
“We are living in a world in which all wars are wars of defense.”

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