"My house is a bit like a teenager's bedroom. The kind of pictures you have hanging up on your wall say a lot about you. I've got ones of Evel Knievel, Elvis and Starsky and Hutch, signed by David Soul."

-- Tim Vine

#Wall Quotes #Teenager Quotes #House Quotes

“Eastlake High makes Buffy's hellmouth look like a crack in the sidewalk.”
“Sorrow makes us all children again.”
“You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.”
“I would like to thank the United staff for making me feel so welcome and part of the United family from my first day. And of course thank you to those fans who have supported me throughout the season.”

Source : "David Moyes says Manchester United need a 'fundamental rebuilding'". www.theguardian.com. April 23, 2014.
“Very few people realise that sex is a psychic and not a physical act. The clumsy coupling of human beings is simply a biological paraphrase of this truth - a primitive method of introducing minds to each other, engaging them. But most people are stuck in the physical aspect, unaware of the poetic rapport which it so clumsily tries to teach.”

Source : Lawrence Durrell (2012). “The Alexandria Quartet: Justine, Balthazar, Mountolive, Clea”, p.272, Faber & Faber
“When you're a self-made man you start very early in life. In my case it was at nine years old when I started bringing income into the family. You get a drive that's a little different, maybe a little stronger, than somebody who inherited .”
“That without experimentation, a willingness to ask questions and try new things, we shall surely become static, repetitive, moribund.”

Source : Anthony Bourdain (2010). “Medium Raw: A Bloody Valentine to the World of Food and the People Who Cook”, p.193, A&C Black
“Peace of mind is much better than giving them a piece of your mind.”

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