"Do you think George Bush actually knows who Gordon Brown is? He probably just thinks Tony Blair's put on weight and had a mild stroke."

-- Frankie Boyle

#Thinking Quotes #Weight Quotes #Blair Quotes

“Without adversity, we can never unleash our greatness.”
“An unusual beginning must have an unusual end.”
“The anarch is oriented to facts, not ideas. He fights alone, as a free man, and would never dream of sacrificing himself to having one inadequacy supplant another and a new regime triumph over the old one. In this sense, he is closer to the philistine; the baker whose chief concern is to bake good bread; the peasant, who works his plow while armies march across his fields.”
“I look forward to going to work. Everybody is at the top of their game. It was like we just got to play.”
“Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it without a sense of ironic futility.”
“I feel that you are justified in looking into the future with true assurance, because you have a mode of living in which we find the joy of life and the joy of work harmoniously combined. Added to this is the spirit of ambition which pervades your very being, and seems to make the day's work like a happy child at play.”
“The truth always turns out to be simpler than you thought.”
“I find the business world hard.”

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