"Assassinating someone is another way of saying I care, just not in the way they'd want you to."

-- Dov Davidoff

#Care Quotes #Want Quotes #Way Quotes

“Here's the deal. I get to marry you. You get to become a Garrett - although, considering what you're marrying into, I'm not certain that's much of an incentive." Dallas to Amy”
“Statistics may be defined as the discipline concerned with the treatment of numerical data derived from groups of individuals.”

Source : Peter Armitage, Geoffrey Berry, J. N. S. Matthews (2013). “Statistical Methods in Medical Research”, p.14, John Wiley & Sons
“The most important thing ... is the name of the Lord. The name of the Lord will be glorified. I want to let the people know that there is a God who can raise people from nothing into something. And that's me. I came from nothing into something.”

Source : "Floyd Mayweather Jr v Manny Pacquiao: kickoff press conference - as it happened" by Bryan Armen Graham, www.theguardian.com. March 11, 2015.
“If Jesus gives us a task or assigns us to a difficult season, every ounce of our experience is meant for our instruction and completion if only we'll let Him finish the work. I fear, however, that we are so attention-deficit that we settle for bearable when beauty is just around the corner.”
“I was able to do Classics, the U.S. national championships and the Pan American Games and feel like I improved with each meet, but I was still struggling with a lot of residual pain from the two surgeries.”
“What great comedians, great comic writers, great comic actors do is that they just read the headlines with the right eyebrow position and it's funny.”
“Sex is not a sin. Many people have complained that this is taking all the fun out of sex.”
“I believe there are universal moral values - some of which are very well served by a cosmopolitan attitude. You can think that there are universal values without supposing that everyone agrees as to what they are and without supposing that you have got them all right either.”

Source : Source: www.washingtonpost.com

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