"You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest."

-- Rowan Atkinson

#Funny Quotes #Sarcastic Quotes #Men Quotes

“Bigger women have more fat to live on. They can put out more effort.”
“Believe me when I say that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business. My business.”
“If u don't like warriors then i don't like u so go away u stalkers... GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR”
“For the undocumented immigrants, the big priority is just to get out from the shadows, be able to get a driver's license, buy an airplane ticket and stop worrying about sudden deportation. But for the country as a whole, it's crucial that everybody have a citizen's stake in the nation's welfare.”
“If you aren't an activist you're an inactivist.”
“My wife had taken off on a plane. Two airplanes had crashed into the World Trade Center. I, of course, like any other person, felt potentially devastated, panicky a little bit.”
“If you donâ€™t stay away from her Iâ€™ll rearrange that pretty face of yours. - Simon”
“Money cannot make you happy, but it can get rid of many of the things that make you unhappy.”

Source : Robert Anthony (2004). “Beyond Positive Thinking: A No-Nonsense Formula for Getting the Results You Want”, p.114, Morgan James Publishing

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