"When someone close to you dies, move seats."

-- Jimmy Carr

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“The world can be better if there's love, tolerance and humility.”

Source : "Holocaust Hero Turns 97" by Jim Sciutto, abcnews.go.com. February 15, 2007.
“In order to capture Mid-World for new readers, I had to streamline the original tale [ The Gunslinger Born], but I also had to incorporate scenes from earlier Dark Tower novels.”

Source : Source: www.graphicnovelreporter.com
“Men's magazines often feature pictures of naked ladies. Women's magazines also often feature pictures of naked ladies. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is hairy and lumpy and should not be seen by the light of day.”
“Love does not make you weak, because it is the source of all strength, but it makes you see the nothingness of the illusory strength on which you depended before you knew it.”

Source : Léon Bloy, Jeanne Molbech Bloy (1937). “Letters to His Fiancée”
“I like rain and mist. I've never understood why people exclaim over bright skies and bushels of glaring sunshine.”
“Leadership is not bullying and leadership is not aggression. Leadership is the expectation that you can use your voice for good. That you can make the world a better place.”
“I've made my best personal investments when I've been a user of the product. Like Apple. The epiphany for me came when I purchased my fifth iPod and I hadn't unwrapped my fourth. It was still in the plastic case.”

Source : "The Indomitable Mary Meeker". Interview with Steven Levy, www.wired.com. September 21, 2012.
“Yes, you are,â€ Chubs agreed. â€œBut youâ€™re our idiot, so be more careful next time.â€ â€œCosigned,â€ Liam said, hooking his fingers over mine on top of the armrest.”

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