"I never told a joke in my life."

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Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

Andy Kaufman

“I wouldn't mind seeing someone erase my record of hitting into four triple plays.”
“The spirits are coming back to tear your damned system of sexual slavery into tatters and consign its blackened remnants to the depth of everlasting hell.”
“If you won't improve yourself, who will?”
“You can have a table full of gourmet food, but the minute you put a box of Entenmann's doughnuts out, that's all people are gonna talk about.”

Source : Source: www.avclub.com
“The conversation topic in my head is not what role I should play; it is whether I am going to play at all,”

Source : Jonny Wilkinson (2011). “Jonny: My Autobiography”, p.8, Hachette UK
“One of the biggest lessons I've learned recently is that when you don't know what to do, you should do nothing until you figure out what to do because a lot of times you feel like you are pressed against the wall, and you've got to make a decision. You never have to do anything. Don't know what to do? Do nothing.”
“You're so good looking I can barely keep my eyes on the meter.”
“Well there's nobody who has a more supportive husband than I do, and he has a business that he runs, and it's his own business, so he has work to do, my kids have school to do, I mean, people have - there are other things in life besides politics.”

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