"Happiness is a carnival game. It's never as easy as it looks, but the dumb ones always seem to be walking around with a big stuffed animal."

-- Dov Davidoff

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“I think by the age of about nine I recognized that there were a lot of different religions, and it was an accident I happened to be born into one of them. If I had been born somewhere else, I would have had a different one. Which is a pretty good lesson, actually. Everyone should learn that.”
“Certainly in the modern age where everything is glossed over, when somebody speaks their mind, the majority of the public go, I'd love to have said that.”
“Acquaintance; companion; One dear brilliant woman; The best-endowed, the elect, All by their youth undone, All, all, by that inhuman Bitter glory wrecked.”
“What we do every time we pray is to confess our impotence and God's sovereignty.”
“Under communism (socialism), there is no incentive to supply people with anything they need or want, including safety.”

Source : "Capitalism: A Treatise on Economics". Book by George Reisman, 1995.
“The achievement of one goal should be the starting point of another.”
“Rely on yourself, and be true to who you are. What's unique about you is what will take you far. Don't look to others to say you're okay. You know it--so believe it!-- show your own self the way.”
“How can one love the light and live in darkness?”

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