"Thanks to the internet, I buy lots of music, but thanks to my easily distracted nature, I forget about half of it!"

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Source : Source: www.roland.co.uk

Al Murray

#Thanks Quotes #Forget Quotes #Internet Quotes

“The bombs the government drops in Iraq are the bombs that blew up in New York City.”
“The more I see of Italy, the more I adore the Italians. They have so much heart, so much cheerfulness and gaiety, so much good humor. And the way they sing! Every now and then, when a silence falls in the streets, it is broken by some sudden singing voice, with a mellowness and a sweetness that makes you thrill.”
“Creative people should always be striving, they should always be hungry, they should be looking for the next place to go.”
“My God! The English language is a form of communication! Conversation isn't just crossfire where you shoot and get shot at! Where you've got to duck for your life and aim to kill! Words aren't only bombs and bullets â€”no, they're little gifts, containing meanings!”
“Is it possible that existence is our exile and nothingness our home?”
“If I love you Wednesday, What is that to you? I do not love you Thursday - so much is true.”
“When we are sure that we are on the right road there is no need to plan our journey too far ahead. No need to burden ourselves with doubts and fears as to the obstacles that may bar our progress. We cannot take more than one step at a time.”
“On a personal note, myself, I find religion - I can understand it, I can understand why we have it, as a kind of force on the planet. And I also at the same time think it's ludicrous.”

Source : Source: www.avclub.com

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