"I'm not looking for much, I just want, like, a really nice guy who has, you know, like a job... and the missing half of this golden amulet."

-- Maria Bamford

#Jobs Quotes #Nice Quotes #Missing Quotes

“Postmodernism surely requires an even greater grasp of symbolism, as it's increasingly an art of gesture alone.”
“I was going to be a scientist.”
“Ancient Rule of Twenty-one: if you do anything for twenty-one days in a row, it will be installed as a habit.”
“Man must go back to nature for information.”
“It's really more about the moment than it is the award. You know how trophies are, you don't really think about them after a while. It's more about the moment of being encouraged to keep doing what you're doing that keeps you going.”
“I've always considered myself a physical person. I don't call myself a farm girl, but I did spend a lot of years shoveling manure and throwing hay, because I worked to pay most of my riding expenses.”
“I'm interested in Russian language, culture, history... and I lived there, for four years, as a reporter for the Washington Post and have visited many times since.”

Source : "Ask the Author Live: David Remnick on Russia and Putin". Live Chat, www.newyorker.com. December 9, 2011.
“I will be singing primarily all the songs from the musicals that I have been in from over the years.”

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