"One time. In 1965. August, for about an hour, I was both fine AND dandy at the same time. But nobody asked me how I was."

-- George Carlin

#August Quotes #Hours Quotes #Fine Quotes

“Love is born of faith, lives on hope, and dies of charity.”
“I think as a consequence of that, there is also a fair amount of uncertainty about engaging in political activity that would be immediately suspect and seen as evidence as a sort of resurgent militancy.”
“I'm not gonna apologize for who I am and what I've gone through.”
“Women are called upon to defend every bit of progress we have made against particularly virulent attack. But we must also hold out a vision, put forth a positive agenda of what women need and want and then move forward toward that dream.”
“Any religious, philosophical or political idea that doesn't lead one towards love ought to be forsaken”

Source : Twitter post from Jul 4, 2013
“I almost broke my coccyx on 'The Wolf Man,' and I banged my head once. I had to fall really hard.”
“In fact I have nightmares about having children. I want to carry a baby and feel the life within me and in my dream, I do. But every time after it's born, there's this incredible fear, this pounding pulse of fear. It's a real bad nightmare.”
“There's the whole Mad Hatter's dilemma, it was the amount of mercury that they used in the glue to make the hats. Everything was damaging. So, in terms of the Mad Hatter, looking at it from that perspective of this guy who literally is damaged goods, physically damaged, emotionally a little obtuse, and taking that and deciding that he should be - as opposed to just this hyper, nutty guy - he should explore all sides of the personality at an extreme level.”

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