"If Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor, I am in huge trouble."

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Source : "Stephen Colbert to Fordham University students: 'I love my church'". www.foxnews.com. September 15, 2012.

Stephen Colbert

#Jesus Quotes #Sense Of Humor Quotes #Trouble Quotes

“The support gets me to the gym but the doubt keeps me there.”
“While you have a future do not live too much in contemplation of your past: unless you are content to walk backward the mirror is a poor guide.”
“When I became thoroughly acquainted with the Greek and Roman authors, I thought it incumbent upon me to do something towards the honor of the place of my nativity, and to vindicate the rhetoric of this ancient forum of our Metropolis from the aspersions of the illiterate by composing A Treatise of the Alercation of the Ancients; wherein I have demonstrated that the purity, sincerity, and simplicity of their diction is nowhere so well preserved as amongst my neighbourhood.”

Source : George Atherton Aitken, John Arbuthnot (1892). “The Life and Works of John Arbuthnot, M.D.: Fellow of the Royal College of Physicians”
“Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.”
“I'm a tough old broad from Brooklyn. I intend to go on acting until I'm ninety, and they won't need to paste my face with make-up.”
“Act that your principle of action might safely be made a law for the whole world.”
“Tell me why...... I don't like Mondays...”

Source : Song: I Don't Like Mondays
“Until he extends his circle of compassion to include all living things, man will not himself find peace.”

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