"Last Christmas someone stole my present. I've spent this year living in the past."

-- Terry Alderton

#Funny Christmas Quotes #Past Quotes #Years Quotes

“Between takes I find it difficult to switch off and then try and re-emerge myself in the part, so I try to stay in that frame of mine all day. It can be exhausting and you lose a sense of self, but it is the method that works best for me.”
“There’s no comparison. Veganism is the single most important thing that one can do today.”
“I like walking on the edge.”
“The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything, except what is worth knowing.”
“Its not our disabilities, its our abilities that count.”
“Boys! Are they always this impossible? Do they always say cryptic, indecipherable things? (Note to self: work with Liz to adapt her boy-to-English translator into a more mobile formâ€”like maybe a watch or necklace.)”
“Doing nothing while the middle class is hurting. That's not leadership. Loose regulations and lax enforcement. That's not leadership. That's abandoning our middle class.”

Source : "Kamala Harris slams Romney on housing" by Drew Joseph, www.sfgate.com. September 5, 2012.
“I am a bit of a bad boy. I have tattoos and I mess around. That's part of my image, so it's cool.”

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