"Brain damage and stupidity are very different things, but can have similar effects on the wearer."

-- Dov Davidoff

#Stupidity Quotes #Brain Quotes #Different Quotes

“By the 1990s, longevity will be so improved that 150 years will be no unusual age to reach.”
“Chi Chi Rodriguez had as good a pair of hands as anybody I ever saw, and more shots than you can imagine. But Chi Chi had a habit of turning simple shots into difficult ones.”
“Don't be afraid to put anything on paper because the best art has some element of danger to it and if you hold back then people will kind of be able to tell that you're trying to be something you're not.”
“When it comes to letting people marry whomever they love, Mitt Romney says, 'No.”
“You say you're worried about kids? I'm not worried about kids, I'm worried about grown ups... Children are not the problem here... We spend the first year of their lives teaching them how to walk and talk, and the rest of their lives telling them to shut up and sit down.”
“We are in an extremely precarious and urgent situation that compels immediate action”
“I cannot escape from the conclusion that the great ages of progress have depended upon a small number of individuals of transcendent ability.”
“It's the kind of kiss that inspires stars to climb into the sky and light up the world.”

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