"If Helen Keller had psychic ability, would you say she had a fourth sense? What year did Jesus think it was?"

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George Carlin

#Jesus Quotes #Stupid Quotes #Thinking Quotes

“Taiwan's democracy has grown very fast and we enjoy a certain degree of freedom, as other developed democracies like the United States.”
“I really think music in school is vital. Some pivotal moments in my life were my childhood scholastic experiences with music - teachers who found out I could sing, and encouraged me, or teachers who turned me on to music or bands I hadn't yet heard.”

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“My hair is a wild, untamable beast! I like letting it grow; my bangs grow whatever way they want and I kind of follow their rule. So side bangs, poof bangs - it's kind of unpredictable.”
“Eat bread at pleasure, drink wine by measure.”

Source : Randle COTGRAVE (1660). “A Dictionarie of the French and English tongues. Containing also"Briefe directions for such as desire to learne the French tongue."With a plate”, p.730
“If you let the world in, you open yourself up to the world. Even if the world doesn't know that you're there.”
“Even if youâ€™re not yet an entrepreneur, you can be entrepreneurial in everything you do. If you view each stop as an opportunity to learn something, there is always something you will take away from that experience.”
“There's nothing the British like better than a bloke who comes from nowhere, makes it, and then gets clobbered.”
“The essential thought must ever be that a man does not, except in his spiritual infancy, accept a statement merely because the Church or someone in authority declares it correct, but because, under mature examination, it is found to be true and right and worthwhile.”

Source : John Andreas Widtsoe (1938). “Program of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints”

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