"Humor is, by its nature, more truthful than factual."

-- P. J. O'Rourke

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“When I got pretty good I went on the road with a group. We starved.”
“In my opinion nothing has contributed more to the corruption of the original idea of socialism as the belief that Russia is a socialist country.”

Source : "The New Jim Crow: Mass Incarceration in the Age of Colorblindness". Book by Michelle Alexander, January 5, 2010.
“When men do not run they are likely to die prematurely from dysfunction of the heart and vascular systems or from disabling chronic disease.”

Source : Paul Shepard (1973). “The tender carnivore and the sacred game”
“I'm not religious, but I like God and he likes me.”
“Nonviolence is something very powerful, and the power behind it is not weapons, but the support of the people.”

Source : "Satyagraha 100 Years Later: Gandhi Launches Modern Non-Violent Resistance Movement on Sept. 11, 1906". "Democracy Now!" with Amy Goodman, www.democracynow.org. September 8, 2006.
“Some people think that the people they lead are too stupid to be told the truth, and thus they must be lied to, in order for a greater good to be accomplished. Some people believe in the system that has been set up, where the strongest among us is going to lead us in a fight, otherwise everyone is the same. That's the doctrine of pirates.”
“One-time revenue spikes that aren't repeatable won't help you achieve consistent year-after-year growth.”
“The Universe is making music all the time.”

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