"I happen to be a devout atheist. I don't believe in God. I still go to church -- I'm not a heathen. I go to an atheist church. We have crippled guys who stand up and testify that they were crippled, and they still are."

-- Paula Poundstone

#Atheist Quotes #Believe Quotes #Guy Quotes

“I do all the better bears.”
“Bangalore has become a centre for healthcare.”
“You may tell a tale that takes up residence in someone's soul”
“Well, I think music for kids is never anything but experimental is it?”
“The villager, born humbly and bred hard, Content his wealth, and poverty his guard, In action simply just, in conscience clear, By guilt untainted, undisturb'd by fear, His means but scanty, and his wants but few, Labor his business, and his pleasure too, Enjoys more comforts in a single hour Than ages give the wretch condemn'd to power.”

Source : Charles Churchill (1783). “The Poetical Works of C. Churchill: In Three Volumes. with the Life of the Author”, p.90
“Teaching boys to bake cakes? That's no way to maintain an industrial empire.”
“Novel technologies and ideas that impinge on human biology and their perceived impact on human values have renewed strains in the relationship between science and society.”
“Scotland can't afford to take their minds off the gas”

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