"They should put expiration dates on clothing so we men will know when they go out of style."

-- Garry Shandling

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“Our nearly century-long experiment in banning ***** has failed as abysmally as Prohibition did... In contrast, legalizing and taxing ***** would bring in substantial sums that could be used to pay for schools, libraries or early childhood education.”
“For me, the moral dimension of life is that you are committed, to doing everything that you do, with a sense of excellence. That is the morality of writing, that you try and write as excellently as you possibly can. Or of teaching, or of childrearing, or of friendship. Of anything you do. And, I do try and live, as best I can, with all of the errors that I make, y'know, a value-driven life. And that is defining values as trying to give everything you do, everything you've got.”

Source : Source: www.slate.com
“Every shot should be a knockout shot.”
“Happiness is nothing but temporary moments here and there - and I love those. But I would be bored out of my mind if I were happy all the time.”

Source : "Zoe Saldana's Star Turn". Interview with Monica Corcoran, www.womenshealthmag.com. April 13, 2009.
“But as far as being an American and loving this country and getting a chance to travel across it every day and meeting people on the road and folks in the military, I love this country on so many different levels.”
“If you can conceive it in your mind, then it can be brought to the physical world.”
“If responsibility for the upbringing of children is to continue to be vested in the family, then the rights of children will be secured only when parents are able to make a living for their families with so little difficulty that they may give their best thought and energy to the child's development and the problem of helping it adjust itself to the complexities of the modern environment.”
“I guess my claim to fame is I've now gaveled Ted Kennedy to order twice.”

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