"Old Testament, is really one of the most wickedest books you'll ever come across. God is an insecure, rage-filled hybrid of Bobby Knight and Suge Knight. He's got these anger issues that you can't believe. He's like John McCain if McCain could fart hail. He's pro-slavery, he's pro-polygamy, he's homophobic, he'll kill you for masturbating."

-- Bill Maher

#Book Quotes #Believe Quotes #Insecure Quotes

“Imitation is the greatest danger of the young [artist].”
“When someone you love dies, and you're not expecting it, you don't lose her all at once; you lose her in pieces over a long timeâ€”the way the mail stops coming, and her scent fades from the pillows and even from the clothes in her closet and drawers. Gradually, you accumulate the parts of her that are gone. Just when the day comesâ€”when there's a particular missing part that overwhelms you with the feeling that she's gone, foreverâ€”there comes another day, and another specifically missing part.”

Source : John Irving (1989). “A prayer for Owen Meany: a novel”, William Morrow & Co
“It doesn’t make sense, it’s not logical, it’s not a safe profession or a smart profession if you wanna make money or have a living or have a family. So the fact that we keep doing [theatre] means we’re getting something from it that is almost childlike in its innocence.”

Source : "Lapine, Fontana, and Shalhoub Talk Moss Hart And ‘Act One’". Interview with Rob Weinert-Kendt, www.americantheatre.org. April 9, 2014.
“I'd love to do radio plays. I think that one should be open to everything and shouldn't limit oneself.”

Source : Interview with Noel Murray, www.avclub.com. October 11, 2007.
“There is nothing more to be said or to be done tonight, so hand me over my violin and let us try to forget for half an hour the miserable weather and the still more miserable ways of our fellowmen.”
“Nothing as drastic an innovation as abstract art could have come in to existence, save as the consequence of a most profound, relentless, unquenchable need. The need is for felt experience - intense, immediate, direct, subtle, unified, warm, vivid, rhythmic.”
“You'll never see me in the red leather. I don't have the chin for it.”
“Tell her I am Peace Dawg but I think her cats are closely allied with The Man. I'm going to stick it to them.”

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