"The real reason that we canâ€™t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post â€œThou shalt not steal,â€ â€œThou shalt not commit adultery,â€ and â€œThou shalt not lieâ€ in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment."

-- George Carlin

#Philosophy Quotes #Real Quotes #Lying Quotes

“Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.”
“Masculinity varies from time to time and place to place. But it doesn't exist just in the mind of a single guy: it is shared withthe other guys. It is a code of conduct that requires men to maintain masculine postures and attitudes (however they are defined) at all times and in all places. Masculinity includes the symbols, uniforms, chants, and plays that make this the boys' team rather than the girls' team.”
“I would like to direct.”
“One of the most important axioms is, that as the quantity of any commodity, for instance, plain food, which a man has to consume, increases, so the utility or benefit derived from the last portion used decreases in degree. The decrease in enjoyment between the beginning and the end of a meal may be taken as an example.”
“It's a great group of people here at Texas A&M, and everybody you run into is incredibly polite.”
“What do we mean by saying that existence precedes essence? We mean that man first of all exists, encounters himself, surges up in the world-and defines himself afterward.”
“There's two elements to rap: having the thoughts, and then being a great rapper.”
“I don't have time' is the single most frequently given reason for living fractional, perpetually indentured lives, for not living fully or freely. Because time is life, when we say we don't have enough time, we are admitting that we don't have enough life.”

Source : Sonia Johnson (1989). “Wildfire: Igniting the She/Volution”, Wildfire Books

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