"Trannies dress up like women, then try to bang straight guys. They're the adrenaline junkies of gayness."

-- Dov Davidoff

#Guy Quotes #Trying Quotes #Dresses Quotes

“Good schools, good jobs, good government. These are not unreasonable demands. But sadly, some of our people have already lost heart and have left Hawaii to look for these things elsewhere.”
“Politicians are terrified of losing touch with folks back home but content to be clueless about governments failure to fix real problems.”
“I think caring more about flags than people is an issue. I'd like to see that change.”

Source : Source: www.ebony.com
“And I am a weapon of massive consumption And it's not my fault, it's how I'm programmed to function.”

Source : Song: The Fear, Album: It's Not Me, It's You, 2009
“The ideal man is his own best friend and takes delight in privacy.”
“I was only interested in scoring goals. I wasn't interested in anything else.”
“Guard against that vanity which courts a compliment, or is fed by it.”

Source : William Hanna, Thomas Chalmers (1850). “Memoirs of the Life and Writings of Thomas Chalmers, D.D. LL.D.”, p.169
“To live, to err, to fall, to triumph, to recreate life out of life.”

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