"Is it a bad sign when someone asks you about the person your dating and a tear falls from your eye as you leap into oncoming traffic?"

-- Dov Davidoff

#Fall Quotes #Eye Quotes #Dating Quotes

“How do we know when someone like Hasan is going to make his move and do we know he's an Islamist until he's made his move? He makes a phone call or whatever, according to Reuters right now. Apparently he tried to contact al-Qaida. Is that the point at which you say, "This guy is dangerous?" That's not a crime to call up al-Qaida, is it? Is it? I mean, where do you stop the guy?”
“There was no air; only the dead, still night fired by the dog days of August. Not a breath. I had to suck in the same air I exhaled, cupping it in my hands before it escaped. I felt it, in and out, less each timeâ€¦until it was so thin it slipped through my fingers forever. I mean, forever.”
“The only way to avoid being miserable is not to have enough leisure to wonder whether you are happy or not.”
“I'd like to go the Cher route and act and sing and write and have a TV show and do it all.”
“I'm a Frisbeetarian. We worship frisbees. We believe when you die your soul goes up on the roof and you can't get it down.”
“There is a danger of changing too much in the search for perfection.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Advertisers, not governments, are the primary censors of media content in the United States today.”

Source : C. Edwin Baker (2014). “Advertising and a Democratic Press”, p.99, Princeton University Press
“Agnostics are people who, like myself, confess themselves to be hopelessly ignorant concerning a variety of matters, about which metaphysicians and theologians, both orthodox and heterodox, dogmatize with the utmost confidence.”

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