"Another day gone and no jokes."

-- Flann O'Brien

#Funny Quotes #Humor Quotes #Gone Quotes

“Procrastination is the bad habit of putting of until the day after tomorrow what should have been done the day before yesterday.”
“Doing a job well is the thing. It's its own thing.”
“I think actors become jacks-of-all-trades and masters of none.”
“In pursuing certain virtues - colorful local effects, personae and personality, juxtaposition, close calls with nonsense, uncertainty, critiques of ordinary language - the current crop of American poets necessarily give up on others.”

Source : Stephen Burt (2009). “Close Calls with Nonsense: Reading New Poetry”, Graywolf Press
“I do use an electric violin. Actually, my regular electric violin, which I sometimes use, is by Ned Steinburger.”
“In Manhattan, marriage is a trend. Couples kiss over their arugula and radicchio salads. They fondle each other's genitals while devouring their pasta puttanesca. By the time the tiramisu arrives, they've slid under the table.”
“Don't ever tell anyone where you bought something. If you get a complement say, "Thank you. I got it in Europe.”
“To love all ages yield surrender; But to the young it's raptures bring A blessing bountiful and tender- As storms refresh the fields of spring.”

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