"A lot of people wouldn't feel miserable in this environment. A lot of people aren't dating my girlfriend."

-- Dov Davidoff

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“Engineers turn dreams into reality.”
“It's interesting, because I tend to trust a man with big ears.”
“It is clear that everybody interested in science must be interested in world 3 objects. A physical scientist, to start with, may be interested mainly in world 1 objects--say crystals and X-rays. But very soon he must realize how much depends on our interpretation of the facts, that is, on our theories, and so on world 3 objects. Similarly, a historian of science, or a philosopher interested in science must be largely a student of world 3 objects.”
“(Greg) Maddux is a master. He carved us up. He didn't give us anything good to hit.”
“I didn't really know what I was doing when I started. I just started writing songs. After two songs I just continued to explore it.”
“Either practice restraint or be prepared for crowding”
“My rule is to save myself first.”
“The techniques of being an Internet visionary are just like those of lower-tech fortunetellers through the ages. A technological visionary must tell people what they want to hear, because your company's stock won't rise if you spout an unpopular vision to analysts.”

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