"If I were a bad black comic I would name my special, Yo mama, and other stories of a lack of self awareness."

-- Dov Davidoff

#Self Quotes #Names Quotes #Black Quotes

“The lazy man claims he is too heavy for light work and too light for heavy work.”
“Women think of all colors except the absence of color. I have said that black has it all. White too. Their beauty is absolute. It is the perfect harmony.”
“To have the truth in your possession you can be found guilty, sentenced to death.”

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“The perfect PIN is not four digits and not associated with your life, like an old telephone number. It's something easy for you to remember and hard for other people to guess.”
“Many artists use their own lives as a kind of case study to examine what it's like to be human.”
“First create jobs, and then provide skills to people.”
“The existence of a free market does not of course eliminate the need for government. On the contrary, government is essential both as a forum for determining the "rule of the game" and as an umpire to interpret and enforce the rules decided on.”
“Chennai is the birthplace of a new language in cinema. The audiences here are the most evolved moviegoers to be found anywhere in India.”

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