"[Hollywood] is obviously so fake, but then comedy is this little carve-out of sincerity. I love it. I get to be funny and do this."

--

Source : Source: www.elle.com

Ilana Glazer

#Fake Quotes #Hollywood Quotes #Littles Quotes

“I considered myself a professional comedian because the club would pay me $20.”
“It takes courage to begin something, but it can take even more to end it.”
“Mothers Who Know Honor God They bring daughters in clean and ironed dresses with hair brushed to perfection; their sons wear white shirts and ties and have missionary haircuts. These mothers know they are going to sacrament meeting, where covenants are renewed. These mothers have made and honor temple covenants. They know that if they are not pointing their children to the temple, they are not pointing them toward desired eternal goals. These mothers have influence and power.”
“They who lack talent expect things to happen without effort. They ascribe failure to a lack of inspiration or ability, or to misfortune, rather than to insufficient application. At the core of every true talent there is an awareness of the difficulties inherent in any achievement, and the confidence that by persistence and patience something worthwhile will be realized. Thus talent is a species of vigor.”
“I don't particularly like babies. They are loud and smelly and, above all other things, demanding. No matter how much free day care you throw at women, babies are still time-sucking monsters with their constant neediness.”

Source : "I want to be alone. Oh really?" by Oliver Marre, www.theguardian.com. April 29, 2007.
“I like very dry humor. I dont like things that are over the top. I like subtlety. I like things that are nonchalant. I like characters that are sort of monotone and based in dark comedy.”
“What treasures here do Mammon's sons behold! Yet know that all that which glitters is not gold.”
“Let me just say that, if you ever have the choice of putting your words in powerpoint or having them carved into 30-foot high marble, I'd say go for the marble.”

You may also like:

Alia Shawkat
Actress
Amy Poehler
Actress
Hannibal Buress
Comedian
Jenny Slate
Actress
Jillian Bell
Comedian
Kate McKinnon
Actress
Rachel Bloom
Actress
Abbi Jacobson
Actress
Sasheer Zamata
Actress