Rachel Bloom famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

The number one thing I am earnestly attracted to is intelligence. Writers are thus the pinnacle of intelligence. While actors are great and awesome, writers literally create new worlds from scratch. What is sexier than that? Personally, I don't know why every person out there isn't dating a writer.
-- Rachel Bloom

#Writing #Numbers #Dating
When you wrap up your self-worth with your talent, and suddenly you might not be the most talented, that's really scary. And I think that fear is in part why I turned to comedy because I had no expectations of being a comedian. It was exciting to get good at something where I wasn't afraid of not being the best.
-- Rachel Bloom

#Thinking #Self Worth #Expectations
If I could create my own utopia, it would be this genderless world where we didn't have to talk about it.
-- Rachel Bloom

#Would Be #World #Utopia
If you let love solve everything for you, you have a lot of problems.
-- Rachel Bloom

#Problem #Solve #Ifs
That quality is what makes women great collaborators; we understand it's a team effort. Even if it comes from society telling us to be polite.
-- Rachel Bloom

#Team #Effort #Quality
There is so much more to me than my parts and what I wear, what my clothes are.
-- Rachel Bloom

#Clothes
It feels like being a woman now gives you a slight advantage.
-- Rachel Bloom

#Giving #Being A Woman #Advantage
Sometimes I write music, sometimes I don't. I think I'm just writing more what's close to my heart, and musical stuff is close to my heart, and it's fun to write, and when something's fun to write you don't think about what statement you're trying to make or what genre you're trying to hone in on.
-- Rachel Bloom

#Fun #Writing #Heart
Men aren't actively writing women to oppress them, men are writing what they know. I say you can be much better as a woman for women's rights if you just go up there and write your own material.
-- Rachel Bloom

#Writing #Men #Rights
I love acting. I'm actually a very emotional actor.
-- Rachel Bloom

#Emotional #Acting #Actors
I was bullied a lot in middle school, and my bullies have since all apologized.
-- Rachel Bloom

#School #Bully #Bullied
'YOU AREN'T TALENTED' - it cuts right to the fear of every artist.
-- Rachel Bloom

#Cutting #Artist
You see so many of these empowering songs where a woman saying, you know, I'm going to go out, I'm going to wear high heels, you know, short skirt or whatever. But the high heels are quite uncomfortable, and so how good about yourself are you really feeling walking out in high heels?
-- Rachel Bloom

#Song #High Heels #Empowering
I didn't have a sense of how to dress. I still don't really, but, like, back then, I truly had no sense of how to dress because I wanted to be a tomboy - I thought I was a tomboy, but secretly wanted to be girly, but didn't know the first thing about making myself girly. So I ended up like wearing just like sweatpants to school with, like, long T-shirts that I got on family vacations. And it was just weird.
-- Rachel Bloom

#Girly #School #Vacation
When you're an only child, you get very used to pleasing the adults around you.
-- Rachel Bloom

#Children #Adults #Only Child
I think I have learned to really get out of the mathematical side of myself that looks at story and story structure and go with, "Okay, well, what would people do in real life?"
-- Rachel Bloom

#Real #Thinking #People
Now women in comedy is a trendy topic, and people are hungering for women's voices in a way that they haven't before.
-- Rachel Bloom

#Voice #People #Way
I'll tell you anything about myself. I will show you my bare butthole.
-- Rachel Bloom

#Shows
I loved musicals, love them still. But also, I'm really inspired by comedy music.
-- Rachel Bloom

#Comedy #Inspired #Stills
My grandpa was an amateur stand-up comic when I was growing up. ... He'd have me come up onstage with him to deliver a punch line: 'Why is your nose in the middle of your face?' 'Because it's the scenter.'
-- Rachel Bloom

#Growing Up #Grandpa #Noses
One of the ways that my show has been most successful is when it's dealing with women's issues, like Spanx and plucking and having heavy tits. That's why it feels like, creatively, an advantage.
-- Rachel Bloom

#Successful #Issues #Way
Being good at fashion and beauty and girly stuff has been such a point of insecurity for me; I'm not good at coming up with jokes that make fun of other people for that, because I don't feel like I have a mastery of it myself.
-- Rachel Bloom

#Girly #Fashion #Fun
Women are very funny. Some of the funniest people I can think of are women.
-- Rachel Bloom

#Thinking #People #I Can
As a young girl, if you do something funny - especially if you're Jewish - someone says, 'Oh, have you seen Gilda Radner?'
-- Rachel Bloom

#Girl #Young #Ifs

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