"I considered myself a professional comedian because the club would pay me $20."

-- Tom Green

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“Socializing is more positive than being alone, thatâ€™s why meetings are so popular. People donâ€™t like being alone. That would be, however, an important skill to learn...”
“I design like I breathe. You don't ask to breathe. It just happens”
“A lot of American actors when they do Shakespeare put on a phoney English accent and it drives me crazy. You're always fighting against the idea that only the British know how to do Shakespeare.”
“Like squirrels, the best in every business do what they have learned to do without questioning their abilities - they flat out trust their skills, which is why we call this high-performance state of mind the "Trusting Mindset."”

Source : John Eliot, PhD (2015). “Overachievement: The Science of Working Less to Accomplish More”, p.26, Diversion Books
“Blame unto others only as you would first blame yourself.”
“When women smoke, it is hard for them to quit because they are so worried about their weight; it's a vanity issue and a mindset.”
“Soup not only warms you and is easy to swallow and to digest, it also creates the illusion in the back of your mind that Mother is there.”
“Sin creates the illusion of freedom. In the end it fools us into seeking freedom from God rather than finding freedom in God.”

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