"I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive."

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Jerry Seinfeld

#Funny Quotes #Thinking Quotes #Comedy Quotes

“I love sci-fi, computer games. I love any escapes. Give me them all.”

Source : "Alexander Siddig Exclusive Interview; The CAIRO TIME Star Opens Up About DEEP SPACE NINE, MIRAL, His Sci-Fi Obsession, More". Interview with Ron Messer, collider.com. August 9, 2010.
“It's amazing what you can get on open source now if you actually use the right search engines to find the material.”
“The life of a working model in L.A. kind of sucks.”

Source : "Analeigh Tipton" by Alison S. Cohn, www.interviewmagazine.com. May 23, 2011.
“For those of you that never saw the Small Faces live, this is as close as you're gonna get”
“Statistical science is indispensable to modern statesmanship. In legislation as in physical science it is beginning to be understood that we can control terrestrial forces only by obeying their laws. The legislator must formulate in his statutes not only the national will, but also those great laws of social life revealed by statistics.”
“Wisdom is something that comes, little by little, through a lot of listening.”
“Corporate documents, like football game plans, are not easily drafted in a stadium, with thousands of very interested fans participating, each with their own red pencil, trying to reach a consensus on every word.”
“Try being my size and going into a public restroom.”

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